Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Catwoman Returns!

Halle Berry may have turned a dozen pubescent boys heads in her leather-clad portrayal of Catwoman, but the real life catwoman turned heads for all the wrong reasons this week.

Jocelyn Wildenstein, dubbed catwoman for her extensive plastic surgery to resemble a "wildcat", was seen out having lunch with her fashion designer boyfriend Lloyd Klein. Jocelyn has become the poster child of 'plastic surgery gone too far'.

During her marriage to the late Billionaire Alec Wildenstein, Jocelyn feared that her husband was losing interest in her, thus she underwent cosmetic surgery in order to reignite his passion for her. She surgically enhanced her facial features to resemble the cats of the wild with the knowledge that her husband was an avid feline enthusiast.

Her husband naturally shrieked in horror when he saw her face, (wouldn't be surprised if her face were the cause of death)...

With Jocelyn's knowledge, would it not have been more sensible to take her husband on an African Safari as opposed to modelling your face after a cat? Just saying...

9 comments:

Elle said...

Yikes! That's scary! Definitely plastic surgery gone too far ...

chineric said...

wtf! oopps!couldn't help it! agree with you elle!

ZuKi said...

it seems to me that she is a stupid monster!only stupid can do such shit with herself!that guy is her boyfriend????I can not imagine the man who could fell in love with her... :((

June said...

yikes... she's hideous

in the know said...

wow, and she has a boyfriend? Is he blind? Is there no way to plastic-surgery-back-to-the-right-somewhat? Does she like looking like that? ICK! She could have just tried cat eye make up at the right lingerie!

Diana Coronado said...

That's insane !! haha, but interesting.

What people do cuz of their love 4 cats !!

-h of candid cool said...

it makes me sad, but she has a boyfriend, so its all good for her

silhouette rouge said...

this is grossss!!!

Francisco said...

what the fuck!

I liked this actrice, she has done nice roles in tv and cinema..their eyes were expresive, but now...She had a special face for special roles, now look like a real monster.